Tom is my FRIDAY!

I'm sooooooooo not looking forward to getting up at 5am tom. People say you get used to waking up that early, they're  filthy lair's!  Also people often say things like " WOW you are so chipper, you must be a morning person". I'm here to tell you there is literally no such thing as a " morning person". I do it cause I'm an adult and its required to make a living. I can assure you I'll be quietly chanting to myself all day tom, " next 3 days off, next 3 day's off"!